Brian has some new poems up on the Newspeak:
New from Brian "the Scoop" Nemeth - Part Two
GEEK WITH A DOUBLE LIFE
A Hard-Working Nerd by Day:
The only cultural thing he loves
Is going to see the opera;
He is an A-Student in College,
Plans ahead for the upcoming semesters,
And he does exceptionally great by semesters-end;
Puts Money Away for a Rainy Day;
And works at a job that matches his college major.
A Badass by Night, and Weekend:
Enjoys Broncos Football, Avalanche Hockey
and UFC Fighting (non-scripted fighting);
He reads a Playboy Once in a While,
And masturbates to shower pics in that magazine;
Loves fast two-passenger convertibles;
Loves Dancing at a local nightclub,
And enjoys the mega-sized strip joint;
And loves to get wild anywhere in the city.
Combining the two together:
Dressing Nice from the Waist up
By wearing a sport coat and necktie,
And hanging loose from the waist down
By wearing jeans and cowboy boots
Or athletic shoes.
Part Geek, Part Bad-ass
That is the Essence of a Full-On Man
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